Fred: Are you familiar with the difference between a White bitch and an Asian bitch? When a White bitch is after you she’s in your face: loud, angry, making sure she knows that you’re responsible for your destruction. The Asian bitch…
Ming: …derives from the way of the Ninja. They’re everywhere and nowhere, all stealth, you never see an Asian bitch coming.
-Awkward S02E09: Homewrecker Hamilton