Sheriff Stilinski: So, you lied to me?
Stiles: …That depends on how you define lying.
Sheriff Stilinski: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Stiles: Pff… reclining your body in a horizontal position.
-Teen Wolf S01E01: Wolf Moon
Melissa: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
Scott: What about work?
Melissa: Fine. Other than work. And no TV.
Scott: My TV’s broken.
Melissa: Then no computer.
Scott: I need the computer for school.
Melissa: Then no… uh… [glances at Stiles] No Stiles.
Stiles: [interrupts them] What?! No Stiles?!
Melissa: NO STILES!
-Teen Wolf S02E07: Restraint
[In class, Stiles notices an injury on Lydia’s ankle]
Stiles: Hey, Lydia, what is that? Is that from the accident?
Lydia: …No. Prada bit me.
Stiles: [confused] Your dog?
Lydia: [sarcastically] No, my designer handbag. …Yes, my dog.
-Teen Wolf S03E01: Tatoo
[Kira and Scott plan on watching Star Wars]
Scott: So, this is the fourth one?
Kira: No, it’s the first one, even though it says fourth.
Scott: Then, what’s the first one?
Kira: The fourth one. [Scott looks confused] You know what? Forget the movie.
-Teen Wolf S04E11: A Promise To The Death